Friday, February 8, 2008

The Fat Sack of Crap Challenge

Hello, my name is Doug and I'm a fat sack of crap! After nearly 20 years of never going more than a month without working out, I spent the last 6 months doing nothing but eating crap and sitting on my big fat cellulite arse. I have full on "A" cup man boobs and a Fred Mertlich stomach to go along with my Newman from Seinfield fat face. However, with the new job I finally made it back to the gym. I am currently 180 lbs and I vow to lose 10 lbs by March 8.

Please let me know if you will take the "Fat sack of crap" challenge to lose 10 lbs with me!

2 comments:

Bennett Family said...

that is one freaking HILLARIOUS post! i loved it. thx for the good laugh.

Bennett Family said...

P.S. i was HOPING for a picture to go with that "visual"...newman, fred mertlich and man boobs. NICE!